So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
