You can't special order awesome
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
