no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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