:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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