It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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