i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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