I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
