Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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