Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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