Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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