home. puking in laundry basket.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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