there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
that's an acceptable place to lick
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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