Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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