i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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