Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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