Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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