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say what?
wanna hang out?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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