These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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