I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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