Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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