What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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