The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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