You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
