i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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