I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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