They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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