So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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