Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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