would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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