I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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