The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
