he shaved USA in his pubs
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You are the jesus of drinking
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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