Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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