rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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