I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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