He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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