I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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