she smelled like a LAN party
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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