i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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