Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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