i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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