I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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