party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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