Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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