i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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