My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
