Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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