Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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