You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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