so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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