Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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