I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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